I had twelve bowel movemently-challenged engineers working on My Face Furniture's newest product line. I fed these enthusiastic techies a diet of prunes and shredded wheat with the stipulation that no one goes until the project was a go.
When they told me that the beer meister (far right) would be energy efficient, cooled with recycled toilet water, I knew I was onto something big. In fact, I just got off the phone with my lawyers who trademarked the name “Brownstar Efficient.” I will corner the market on earth friendly bathrooms.
My ad agency has just sent me some branding ideas.
“Mother Nature sits on My Face”
“Sit on My Face and save a dolphin”
“You can download porn while you sit on My Face.”
“Bring your ass to My Face and have a beer while you are at it.”
“My Face is made for pooping”
“Fight logging while you leave a log…only on My Face”
3 comments:
Wow! Revolutionary engineering concepts with a fine Swiss market strategy (full of holes, but so very tasty)
Could Artie Lange be the next Ron Popiel?
In the photo: is that a bullhorn sitting next to the throne?
Brilliant. World-changing. I imagine this is how it felt when the guy who came up with the Sharper Image came up with the idea of the Sharper Image. Because some people will pay $8,000 for a hairbrush.
The pedals by the feet are a touch of Raphaelian beauty.
My Face needs more mirrors.
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