Thursday, February 08, 2007

Death Pool Participants Celebrate Anna Nicole's Death


For Madison, Wisconsin residents Jerry Bulgmeyer and David Johansen February 8,2007 was a wonderful day. Known in their Death Pool as Sunny and Share, the two longtime roommates were the only contestants who selected Anna Nicole Smith for a 2007 termination.

With news of the Trim Spa model's death, the two Best Buy employees hugged and danced in the HDTV ailse and then fought off challenges to their sexuality by claiming that it is perfectly normal for two 38-year old guys who have never had girlfriends to coahbitate.

By correctly selecting Smith, the death pool duo picked up 61 points and an early lead in the point standings. Participants in their Yahoo Groups Death Pool, named The Morge (sic), each anted up $20 for the pool. It is a winner-take-all contest.

Should they win, Bulgmeyer and Johansen, who are playing as one, stand to win $40. The only other participant is John Mugwumbi, a farmer from Malawi who thought he was actually buying seeds when he entered the contest.

Said Mugwumbi of Anna Nicole's death, "We are very hungry and if we don't get those seeds we will all die."

3 comments:

paperback reader said...

Well played. All's well that begins with laughing at death and ends with a starving village.

Mugwumbi certainly speaks excellent English for a man tricked into online faux seed purchases, but I assume that is due to rigorous studying as a desire to never be tricked again.

Anonymous said...

Thats hilarious...

Smelmooo said...

I feel as though this is some sort of plug for my Death Pool...