Forgiveness
Consumer Reports gaffed on a recent study of car seats; Isaiah Washington got called out for using inappropriate language to describe a co-worker; and George Bush may have been a tad careless in his approach to Iraq.
So who is perfect?
Hey gang, things happen. If you have apologized and are truly sincere about it, then I forgive you. In fact, even if you haven't apologized or weren't sincere when you did, I forgive you too.
Congratulations, everyone starts with a clean slate today. Now that I have absolved you of sin, your job is to stay pure.
Heretofore, once you have done/said something that would land you on the pages of the National Enquirer, please report it here. Artie, is using the honor system. You are all honorable people.
3 comments:
clean slate right before the weekend! woohoo!
I might have a story or two for you on Monday.
Gee, thanks, Artie! I could use a little absolution every once in a while.
Only Absolutists practice Absolution... Or is it Absolutionists? Luckily you've forgiven me this error.
I want very much to stay pure, or at least prurient. I shall give it a go, mate. Cor blimey!
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